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The Best News Around.

The Best News Around.
Most of my posts on this site are kind of jocular, but this one’s serious. I got into “Democracy Now,” an hour-long video and audio news program, a couple of years ago. As serious news coverage in America shrinks, gets bastardized, and becomes less popular in the face of Glenn Beck...

Your wedding invitation was not this cool

Your wedding invitation was not this cool
I guess you would have to be a serious gamer, marrying a serious gamer to have something like this, or just be a hipster trying to be ironic. Either way, I think it’s cool and it makes me happy to look at it. What would make me even happier is to receive this, then show up to the wedding to...

Vodka Movie Part III

Vodka Movie Part III
Great, you’ve had the weekend off, now back to Vodka Movie (Part 3). Personally I can’t picture anyone not liking this. But then, you may have different comedic tastes. Doesn’t matter. Stay with me here: Vodka Movie Part 3. I saw about fifteen minutes of Saturday Night Live this weekend....

N.F.L. Power Rankings Week 8

N.F.L. Power Rankings Week 8
Sorry for the delay folks, after being at the Jets loss to the Dolphins I almost swore off football, but who am I kidding…. Another week of professional football action is in the books and with it another scrambled view of the best teams in the league. The top five seems to be very consistent with...

The Smart Guy is all grown up! (and I’m LMAO!)

The Smart Guy is all grown up! (and I’m LMAO!)
I have no idea who “The Boom Boom Satellites” are, and I think Flo-Rida makes potentially the worst music I’ve heard in my entire life, but that’s not what’s important here. You know how when you only remember someone as a child, and then you hear about them getting arrested...

Vodka Movie, Pt. II

Vodka Movie, Pt. II
Even better than the first one. Watch it. It is beauty. Hey, side note: I once played kickball with these guys. True story. Well, not with Zach Galifanakis. But with the other guys. Tim and Eric. Live long enough – especially in LA – and you will meet at least ten semi-celebrities. It’s...

Music to Write To

Music to Write To
So far, this is a hip-hop oriented site.  And I have no beef with that. But hip-hop is not music to write to. I, for one, cannot write a word when other words are swimming in my head. It will not happen. Some writers swear by jazz; other people (old people) listen to classical. I don’t do classical....

A Vodka Movie

A Vodka Movie
According to YouTube, like 2 million people have seen this clip – but that doesn’t mean YOU have. This is basically the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I can watch it like a hundred times in a row. That’s just me. Watch it.

Snuggie+Sleeping Bag = Selk Bag

Snuggie+Sleeping Bag = Selk Bag
I’m not sure if any of you are particularly into camping, but I have to say this idea isn’t half bad. I remember being at summer camp (What up Sammy B) and camping out in the woods, in the freezing cold, even in the summer, Blue Ridge Mountains. I remember in the middle of the night having...

Guy Cleavage

Guy Cleavage
Dear Deep V T-Shirt, I am not sure what to think of you. I see you all over New York City, yet you continue to perplex me. Are you a yay or a nay? It’s hard for me to decide. Maybe it’s because in all of the fashion mags, the models that wore you do not resemble the real guys that are rockin’...

Let’s talk semantics shall we?

Let’s talk semantics shall we?
This site is just a baby. In fact, we just hit our 1 month anniversary on 10/27, so I think I need to clear a few things up for the 100′s of new readers we get everyday. Here at CMG, we post a bevy of things from new products, fashion items, relationship advice, and sometimes just things we find...

Barbaric!

Barbaric!
Having a bad day? Watch this. Let that word resound! I’m actually sort of used to senile old southern weirdos. Having grown up in North Carolina in the 80′s, where not only was PTL (Praise the Lord) Network on TV all the time, but people actually subscribed to/openly admired the beliefs...

You poop wrong

You poop wrong
“Western Man switched to the sitting position about 150 years ago. Two-thirds of the world still uses the natural squatting position.” Two-Thirds? Does that include animals? According to some doctors, most of us just don’t poo correctly. According to Gastroenterologist Henry L. Bockus,...
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