I have never been accused of being a great tipper. I’m right around average in restaurants and hair salons, and never has it brought me joy to throw my money down voluntarily. I don’t know if it’s heritage (Moses is my savior) or learned, but I just have never “lived to tip.”...

WHO GIVES A SHIT Tell em Jonnie! Cripes this is fucking pathetic! If you’re really that stuck for things to talk about, try something that might possibly matter: 30,000 troops to Afghanistan, whether or not global warning is real, the coming of lab-grown meat, how whales could possibly be so damn...

This may be one of the corniest things I’ve ever seen in reference to a wedding. I already hate Twitter, and though I use Facebook, I kinda hate that too. Well this classless pair decided it would be cute to “tweet” and update their Facebook statuses respectfully (or disrespectfully),...

Gents, it’s about time we have a discussion. Those of you that literally don’t care about the way you look, now is a good time to “X” out of this post, those of you that do, stick around. There is something that I’ve noticed that is very prevalent in the “going out”...

Day after day, I see this commercial and I wonder “why is this jackass wearing that stupid hat?” I don’t know why I felt like I needed to post this, maybe this is what you call a “slow news day.” I just can’t for the life of me wrap my head around why a lawyer that...

Oh my gentle Jesus. As if there were not enough things for me to make fun of, not 1 but 2 companies come out with a male version of panty hose. Please, for the love of Gd, take a look at these sites. E-MANCIPATE COMFILON

Did anyone else see “Surreal Life” on VH1 some years ago where Vanilla Ice bugged out because the “old” picture of him was up on the wall?  If not, the point is that he claimed to be ashamed of his old image, because it’s behind him now.  He’s covered in tattoos,...

Maybe you need to live in the New York City area to fully appreciate the hilarity of this clip, or perhaps this phenomenom can be found in other states…who knows??! Either way, I found this to be worth a laugh and pretty accurate…LOVED the myspace photo shoot commentary. Can you say, hit...

Um, I don’t know what this is, but it intrigues me like a stomach virus. Late night find. THE JOHN BROWN SOUNDBOARD.

Between home answering machines that became popular in the early 80′s and voicemail on cell phones (which approximately 82% of all Americans own), it’s pretty fair to say that everybody who knows how to place a phone call also knows how to leave a voicemail.  Yet for some reason, even in...

Ok listen, I understand that many of you out there get your fashion sense from TV, and because you may live in a place that’s a little slower than LA or NYC, you may be thrown off course by what you see.  I am by no means a fashion expert but I am fashion saavy, live in NYC, and am aware of...