Why? Why? Why? Why do I love this so? What’s wrong with me? Why are bad people, Z-List celebrities, natural disasters, fradulent hoaxes, environmental catastrophes, emotional trainwrecks, political mishaps, baseball goatees, knickknacks, tzotchkedikkeh cut-glass vases, false flowers, plague-like...

Okay. I realize fully that this site is not and cannot be a celebrity dumping ground. It’s not appropriate, nor is it relevant to the subject matter at hand. But I gotta say, Whut planted the seed yesterday with his Khloe-Lamar pre-nup article. And it set me to thinking, who out there is legitimately...

Old habits die hard, and for some ungodly reason, I’ve been watching every episode of Saturday Night Live’s new season. Guys, we’re all friends here, so there’s no need to beat around the bush: it stinks. Literally, there’s about 1.5 skits per show that are actually funny,...

There’s a lot of competition out there for “best site on the internet.” But Everything is Terrible is totally a time-wasting gem. This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.

Why is fat so goddamn funny? I don’t care, I just like it. This picture of Jonah Hill is like an anti-Monday. Let’s talk about the history of fat in funniness, limiting our discussion from this point on to Saturday Night Live. 1. First of all, we need to start with John Belushi. He’s...

All things being equal, I’d love to be friends with Kenan Thompson, the good-natured and mildly obese black man we’ve seen smiling down at us from NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” for going on three seasons now. He’d be a great wingman, with that infectious smile, and the...