I was first introduced to Aziz via Human Giant on MTV. I liked him because he is the type of guy I definitely could have went to high school with in Durham, N.C. I then saw him on Flight of the Concords, where he played an Indian (obviously) fruit cart vendor, who was racist against Australians. Brilliant....

Andy Samberg has made himself into the equivalent of a .340 hitter with 126 RBI’s and 32 home runs. To wit, he is the most valuable player on Saturday Night Live this season. He just keeps on writing good Digital Short after good Digital Short. Basically, he’s reason enough to keep watching...

This li’l honey got voted best video of 2009 by the readers of Everything is Terrible. That’s good enough for me. And it is a doozy. Happy Friday! tweetmeme_url='http://www.coolmarriedguy.com/2010/01/08/knives-vs-cops/'; tweetmeme_style = 'compact';; Share on Facebook var button = document.getElementById('facebook_share_link')...

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Um, how does a video on YouTube get 5,000,000 hits? That just stupefies me. I just subscribed to the Lonely Island channel (Andy Samberg and his two co-writers), and he has videos up there that have been viewed 71,000,000 times. THAT’S CRAZY. I think my own website is doing amazing if it gets...

to watch this without dying laughing in the first ten seconds. Source: Everything is Terrible tweetmeme_url='http://www.coolmarriedguy.com/2009/11/13/i-defy-you/'; tweetmeme_style = 'compact';; Share on Facebook var button = document.getElementById('facebook_share_link') || document.getElementById('facebook_share_icon')...

Old habits die hard, and for some ungodly reason, I’ve been watching every episode of Saturday Night Live’s new season. Guys, we’re all friends here, so there’s no need to beat around the bush: it stinks. Literally, there’s about 1.5 skits per show that are actually funny,...

There’s a lot of competition out there for “best site on the internet.” But Everything is Terrible is totally a time-wasting gem. This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen. tweetmeme_url='http://www.coolmarriedguy.com/2009/10/14/everything-is-terrible/'; tweetmeme_style...

Why is fat so goddamn funny? I don’t care, I just like it. This picture of Jonah Hill is like an anti-Monday. Let’s talk about the history of fat in funniness, limiting our discussion from this point on to Saturday Night Live. 1. First of all, we need to start with John Belushi. He’s...

All things being equal, I’d love to be friends with Kenan Thompson, the good-natured and mildly obese black man we’ve seen smiling down at us from NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” for going on three seasons now. He’d be a great wingman, with that infectious smile, and the...