Happy monday. Or not. To make the least popular day of the week more bearable, allow me to reintroduce myself! Or my sport…or something. Just read on! Club play resumed in the big leagues around Europe this weekend, but before we, ahem, DIVE in, a lovingdollop of WORLD CUP news! With Europe’s...

I’ve had it! I mean really, this is it. I am fuming mad and not gonna take it…ANYMORE! “What’s got my goat/my midweek soccer brief/pantie in a bunch” you ask? THIS! Oh really fool, really? So ‘Dinho…they play alot of defense in Italy eh? Like alot, all the time,...

Alot going on in soccer right now, so I present to you the Or is that more of a pantie? Anyway: The US national team suffered a devastating setback just days after qualifying for the World Cup. At 3:3o on Tuesday morning, starting forward Charlie Davies was severely injured in a fatal one-car accident...

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Brap brrrrrAP! BUCK BUCK BUCK (and other such excited ethnic isms). Greetings, ye olde chap. Welcome to the 2nd installment of soccer snippets for the CoolMarriedGuy looking to become that much cooler by knowing a little somethin’ about the beautiful game. Welcome to the 2nd installment of soccer...

Hi there. Juanpecan here, nice to meetcha. I’m neither cool, nor married, nor a guy, but here I am…a dorky single fella. ooooWHUT! has convinced me to join the party, and I’m gonna start by covering what I (kind of) know: soccer, aka futbol aka the beautiful game. I’m no expert,...