I’ll keep it simple: This stuff is easy. You rub it on your face as if you are applying sunblock or lotion. There’s no right or wrong way to apply it. And it basically will add a TINY amount of self-tanner to your skin. And it’s gradual. So the more you apply, the deeper your color...

Always down to try the next new thing in shaving technology, I decided to buy myself the new Gillette Fusion ProGlide Power and give it a whirl.  For years I’ve been shaving with the latest Gillette razors, which for lack of an update or new release has had me stuck on the Fusion Power for close...

Any plans of relocating to the beautiful nation of Iran?  Well if so you need to make sure your hair meets their approved list of haircuts.  This is absolutely not a joke. Please read below: In preparation for the upcoming “Modesty and Veil” festival later this month, Iran’s Ministry of Culture...

“I personally feel that the new Bruce Willis fragrance is the manliest scent in the world,” said Tilo Plöger, chief operating officer of LR Health & Beauty Systems. Yep, that’s right.  On sale today is the Bruce Willis Signature line. With notes of grapefruit, pepper, and vetiver (whatever...

Do you love your Gillette Fusion or Fusion Power, but would love to class it up a little with a nicer, less run-of-the-mill handle? Well shave connoisseur The Art of Shaving have teamed up with Gillette to release their “Fusion Chrome Razors.” Available in Fusion Chrome Power, Fusion ProGlide...

I’ve had it all: the ‘stache, the chinstrap, the goatee, and now I’m doing sort of a George Michael shadow sort of a thing.  For those of you that wish to explore the wonderful world of men’s facial hair but want to know the history of your style choice, I present to you The...

Axe, TAG, and any other “men’s body spray” is completely disgusting and should never be purchased, unless your plan is to purchase all of them so that no one has the opportunity to wear this foul smelling, faux-cologne debauchery.  I promise you, no one thinks you smell good.  They...

Do you ever feel emasculated when using your wife’s nail clippers, especially when they say things like “Revlon” on the top? Well worry no more my fellow cavemen, as now there is actually a such thing as a masculine nail clipper.  For $5.95 you can feel like the dude that you are...

Many moons ago, I bought my first Gillette Mach 3 and I loved it. It was far superior to the electric razor I started with as a young lad, and the disposables I had graduated too. Then the Mach 3 Turbo came out, I had just lost my Mach 3 and thought “why not?” Then came the M3 Power, and...

From the time I started shaving I realized that I had been plagued with two things: sensitive skin, and a tough beard, two things that do not work well with together. Over the years I’ve been the victim of irritated skin, bad shaves, and since I’ve been shaving my head, irritated head skin,...

Friends, let us not pretend that everyone of us here doesn’t have a larger than normal, stinkier than normal amount of gas. If you’re like me, you’re just not satisfied with the regular “bottle of Fabrese” that you have to spray in the bathroom, knowing it probably gets...

This pill is going to be a little hard to swallow for my extra manly, Neanderthal type of dude, but this is COOL married guy dot com, not married guy dot com. My goal is to encourage those who are already “in the know,” and help those who want to be. That being said, it’s time to...

How about Thursday Plantation (not racist……ok kinda racist) Tea Tree Australian Chewing Sticks.  I was introduced to these wonderful little sticks about a year or so ago and have never not had a pack in my posession ever since.  Basically these are toothpicks.  Really durable toothpicks. ...