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Let Me Upgrade You

Let Me Upgrade You
Many moons ago, I bought my first Gillette Mach 3 and I loved it. It was far superior to the electric razor I started with as a young lad, and the disposables I had graduated too. Then the Mach 3 Turbo came out, I had just lost my Mach 3 and thought “why not?” Then came the M3 Power, and...

Grooming Tip: Fogless Mirrors

Grooming Tip: Fogless Mirrors
From the time I started shaving I realized that I had been plagued with two things: sensitive skin, and a tough beard, two things that do not work well with together. Over the years I’ve been the victim of irritated skin, bad shaves, and since I’ve been shaving my head, irritated head skin,...

Let’s face it, you have gas

Let’s face it, you have gas
Friends, let us not pretend that everyone of us here doesn’t have a larger than normal, stinkier than normal amount of gas. If you’re like me, you’re just not satisfied with the regular “bottle of Fabrese” that you have to spray in the bathroom, knowing it probably gets...

If at first you don’t look clean, trim, trim again

If at first you don’t look clean, trim, trim again
This pill is going to be a little hard to swallow for my extra manly, Neanderthal type of dude, but this is COOL married guy dot com, not married guy dot com. My goal is to encourage those who are already “in the know,” and help those who want to be. That being said, it’s time to...

What’s better than gum?

What’s better than gum?
How about Thursday Plantation (not racist……ok kinda racist) Tea Tree Australian Chewing Sticks.  I was introduced to these wonderful little sticks about a year or so ago and have never not had a pack in my posession ever since.  Basically these are toothpicks.  Really durable toothpicks. ...

Baseball’s Facial Hair Hell

Baseball’s Facial Hair Hell
It only took me one game into the post-season to see that the Philadelphia Phillies, pride of the National League East, are truly something special. And by something special I mean, their goatees are ridiculous, and troubling. What is it about baseball that encourages fat athletes and redneck stylings?...

Fun with Facial Hair

Fun with Facial Hair
“That…is absurd!” – Rick James ‘04 I’ve been a goatee man since 9th grade. Well, the beard didn’t really connect to the ’stache back then, but I tried my best. Now at 32 the goatee is strong. Me personally, I’m more of a “trimmed kind of...