Who the hell has time to mess with a toaster, a pan, and a coffeemaker every morning while rushing to work?  Not me, that’s for sure.  That’s why there’s the All In One Breakfast Station.  I’ll spare you the cute colloquialisms and stick with the facts: - Toaster oven, griddle,...

I always say this, but if you don’t have an iPhone you either knowingly have an inferior handheld device, or you’re simply not as addicted to technology as the rest of us, and for that I commend you. Hell, I literally almost walked into the shower this morning checking my email.  Totally...

How much would you pay to be able to play your Sega Genesis and/or Super Nintendo games through your PC?  If you answer was $85 or less, then pay attention to the rest of this post.  The Retrode 2 is a device that hooks to your PC via USB, and let’s you play your Genesis and Super Nintendo games...

I’m not taking anything away from Snuggies, and the new footie pajama version with the rear trap door looks extra comfy as well.  But lord knows you can’t exactly take your slanket of choice into the great outdoors.  That’s where The Napsack comes in.  Sure, to the novice it seems...

“Go sit in time out!  And when all the sand gets to the bottom, flip it over and sit back down.  And when it gets to the bottom again, flip it and sit back down again.  And once that’s done, then we can see if you’re ready to play nicely.”  Sorry, I’m practicing.  What...

Never know how much pasta to make?  Let your hunger be the judge.  This pasta measuring tool takes the science out of the measuring and goes straight for logic.  Portion sizes include child, adult, or horse, which could also be called “Any Self-Respecting Adult Male” or as I like to call...

Your shower handles may not look like these, but wouldn’t it be nice to add something simple to them so you can guarantee the water is at your ideal temperature before you get in, every single time?  The Temji creates a dial on your tap so you can instantly turn the shower on to your favorite...

One time I stayed in the Plaza Hotel, and after enjoying a $70 plate of french toast, I noticed that the same MTV I was watching (MTV played “M” back then) from the sleeping area was playing in the shower.  Ever since then it has been my dream to wire my home with speakers so that I could...

Talk about getting hammered.  This isn’t an invention I really have to explain, but think about the convenience of a bottle opener on the back of your hammer so you can enjoy a few cold ones while you pretend to fix things around the house.  The only issue I can see is what to do when your drunk...

Like most dudes, I’m not much into carrying umbrellas.  Add in my shaved head, and it’s almost not worth it to lug something around that I may never use, and will inevitably lose at some point in the near future.  But if there were an umb-a-rella I’d be interested in carrying, it’d...

I know, I know, all you have to do is plug your phone in to transfer your pictures into your computer, and then print them out.  But who wants to make an extra step when you if you don’t have to?  That’s right, the iPhone Photo printer allows you to simply sit your iPhone, aka your real...

Want to go waterskiing but have no one to drive the boat? No problem, you waterskiing son of a bitch! But it’ll cost you $17,000. Ski while staying in complete control of the boat via the handle. The boat holds up to 6 gallons of gas and shuts off automatically if the skiier (you, the rich...

If this is real and not slickly edited then this is definitely the coolest Hot Wheels track I’ve ever seen.  I don’t want to say that I can’t wait for my son to grow up so I can start buying stuff like this for myself and pretending it’s for him, but I’d be lying if I said...