What would be the coolest food you could ever serve at your next playoffs or superbowl party? That’s right Football sausage! This smoky treat is made from fresh beef and pork, cured and slowly smoked over hickory fires. It’s not only shaped like a football, it even has lacing and stitches....

Recently I’ve been on a gym kick like everyone else does after New Years, but a good friend of mine has sent me a website that may make me reconsider. This is why you’re fat is basically a site for people who love to eat crap and take pictures of it. You can go to the site and submit pictures...

Yes, this is totally serious. Bowel burning, faux-Mexican, bad cholesterol inducing Taco Bell is actually attempting to market themselves as having a healthy option, except their “Jarred” is named “Christine.” They have 7 lower calorie options, and by reducing her caloric...

Man I wish these were around when I was in college and actually ate Ramen noodles. Straight from Japan, these Cupmen were designed for a few different purposes. The first is to hold the lid down when your noodles are cooking, to ensure they get the full steaming treatment. The second is to monitor...

I swear I don’t know why I keep posting food things today? Anyway, known as the “Tiffany’s of meat,” white glove fleshery “Lobel’s” has released the 320 page “Lobel’s Meat Bible,” which is now available for just under $27. The book features...

I cohort of mine sent me this article about 24 hours after stuffing my face with wonderful Latin cuisine, and drinking almost an entire bottle of coquito. As one of the witnesses/enabler of my binge, he probably knew that what was swirling around in my head after the initial “ahh man I hate myself...

Being that I live in the greatest city in the world, that also happens to be a Mecca for fine cuisine, I try and make it a point to document any restaurant that I feel is worth documenting. As I set out on my path of gluttony, I constantly consider all of my readers both near and far and feel obligated...

Enough to get a personalized gallon jug of Tabasco sauce? For just $45 you can gift yourself or your Tabasco lovin’ friends with this personalized jug of spiciness. This is available in chipotle, green, habanero, garlic, as well as the original flavor, so don’t fret if you’re like...

On Saturday, the wife and I took our friend Christine from Candy Apple Jewelry out for a happy birthday/”thanks for doing my CMG logo” dinner, and we settled on an old favorite of ours: Republic. Located in New York’s famed Union Square, the restaurant is a hip noodle joint, who’s...

Every year for Thanksgiving, I take a trip to Northern California, where most of my family has migrated. Though the real purpose of the trip is for all of us to hang out, which is an unfortunate rarity in our adult lives, the majority of our activities are scheduled around meals. Basically what this...

First off, I want to congratulate my homie Josh Cohen for becoming a certified Cool Married Guy this past Saturday 11/7. Because his new wife Louise was from Minneapolis, the wedding was there and yours truly was in attendance. Though I was only there for about 27 hours, I got a chance to experience...

One of the things my wife and I look forward to every fall is the arrival of the “Smiling Pumpkin Ale” at NY’s Heartland Brewery. Last night we made our annual pilgrimage, and it was so good that I had to let all my peeps know what was what. Heartland is a rarity in NYC, as it is...

I find baseball just a hair more enjoyable then watching paint dry, but I am a New Yorker at this point, so I figured I have to at least tolerate it. In celebration of yesterday’s win I decided I would treat myself to my current favorite afternoon delight, “The Jeter.” What’s...