Perky Jerky

Do you hate drinking coffee because it turns your digestive system into a faucet? Don’t like the taste of Red Bull, or the idea of drinking and entire pound of sugar in one sitting? 5 Hour Energy not really doing the trick for you? Well I know what you need, BEEF JERKY! Yes, you heard me correctly. But I’ll let the manufacturers tell you:

Perky Jerky is the world’s first all-natural performance enhancing meat snack. Put simply, we’ve combined the most tender and flavorful beef jerky, with an extra dose of energy (caffeine, from the Guarana we add) to provide a jerky experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Not exactly the most obvious energy enhancer, but hey why not? You can pick up a 3-pack (plus one free) of this pick me up here for just $14.99.