How Ping Pong Are You?

Do you want to get in shape? Do you have a ping pong table yet no one to play with regularly? Well now there’s the Newgy Robo-Pong.

Newgy Industries, Inc. is the world leader in table tennis (ping-pong®) robots/ball machines. Newgy is renowned for high quality, smartly engineered table tennis products that are also affordable.

“But what does it do,” you ask?

Newgy Robo-Pong® is an interactive robot used to play and practice table tennis anytime, without a partner! Robo-Pong is one of the best home-use games for family fun and entertainment, as well as for fitness and exciting competition. It is also used by professional and Olympic table tennis players to practice and train.

Sounds fun! Now if I only had room in my f*cking apartment to store a ping pong table, I could get really good, quit my job, and hustle fools in my local, seedy ping pong hall!  You can get the thing here for just $700.