This is An Enjoyable Way to Kill a Few Minutes of Your Life

And I do mean murder. I mean, waste, never get back, totally shoot into the abyss. Just because you were curious to see how bad a video could possibly be, and what it was like when a white dufus came out and tried to show off his ninja moves on the dance floor; and then two black superdorks dance-battled on a Los Angeles playground wearing early 90′s colors and really bad haircuts.

You’ll never get ‘em back. But it will be worth it.