The Official “We Are the World” Post

Ok listen, those of you who have been here a few times know that I give you my real opinion regardless of what’s right or wrong, and now is that time. They’ve gone and remade “We Are the World,” and it’s horrendous. The first song was an absolute classic, and everyone on the song could actually sing. They all seemed to be there to help, and not just for promotion of their dumb albums. This version is full of auto-tuned vocals, and it sounds like crap. I have an awesome idea: if each one of these people wrote a check for just one of their millions (which is nothing to most of them… except for a few has-beens that I saw peppered through out the bunch), then we could buy a new Haiti. Like we could literally put up luxury condos and put every Haitian citizen in them, and give them a lifetime supply of groceries. Instead we got a crappy, auto-tuned, remake. Shut up Justin Beiber, you can’t sing, you’re a geek, and the only reason I know who you are is that my wife watches Wendy Williams, and Chelsea Lately. Miley Cirus, go punch yourself in the face. T-Pain and the auto-tune coalition has ruined it for you, Brittany Spears, and everyone else who was getting by with a slightly less detectible robot singing voice. Now we all pay attention, and we can all hear it, game over. Fergie, you’re starting to look like a porcelain doll. Take your shades off, I don’t care how famous you and your stupid pop-mates are. Your music is stupid. Wayne, c’mon son. You should have done like Kanye and just bopped along to the music. And Quincy Jones, you’re the worst one of all for having anything to do with this whole thing. Everyone associated with this project should be ashamed of themselves.