Show this new PS3 add to your wife, laugh, and then go “I wish I had a PS3.” Advertising is out of control. And on a related, yet random note, you should see their other ads. There’s one in particular that features a naked man who’s pee pee has been replaced by a thumb. I’ll...

The only reason I’m showing you all this is because I know how the millions of dollars you have are just burning up your bank account, because you have nothing to spend them on. This 1963 Aston Martin DB4 GT Racer is 1 of 75 made between 1959 and 1963, and is up for auction here. It is rumored...

I’m really getting tired of your propaganda.  You take things that already exist, repackage them, and then market them as something special.  Since your relgion “organization” is based in Jewish mysticism, which is based in Judaism, and I am Jewish, you are making us look weirder...

Let’s face it, we all use pens at work, but nothing says “I’m gonna go postal on all of ya’ll, if someone takes my scotchtape dispenser again!” Available in the Gundam Beam Rifle, Zaku Bazooka, the Gun cannon Beam Rifle and the Gouf Custom Gatling Shield, these pens come...

Tell the truth, sometimes you worry “what if my baby comes out liking country music, and then when he/she is old enough, I’m going to have to argue with them about how terrible “their” music is, to a point where it will cause psychological damage. “  Well now you don’t...

Remember the episode of Entourage where Turtle was searching all over LA looking for the Fukijamas Air Force One’s, and then he met “Fukijama” himself, who was portrayed by that annoying Asian kid from all those stupid dance movies, with the mole on his face? Well Fukijama isn’t...

CMG featured artist Dan Pheos handpaints a skateboard. Watch the masterpiece happen!

Enough to get a personalized gallon jug of Tabasco sauce? For just $45 you can gift yourself or your Tabasco lovin’ friends with this personalized jug of spiciness. This is available in chipotle, green, habanero, garlic, as well as the original flavor, so don’t fret if you’re like...

My main diversion lately, for some bizarre reason, is thinking deeply about how future generations will think of us, when they look back at our legacies and size us up. I can’t help but think they will be MAD. “These freakin’ idiots drove everywhere, polluted the air, drank 8 oz....

This looks amazing. Better than the first perhaps? Hmmm..

These are simply fantastic, the only problem is that I’m not sure you will ever be able to buy these in America (which sucks for me, but according to my internet stats, there are regular visitors from Japan, so who cares what I think). I’ve mentioned Nike’s East vs. West Rivalry Packs...

Friends, let us not pretend that everyone of us here doesn’t have a larger than normal, stinkier than normal amount of gas. If you’re like me, you’re just not satisfied with the regular “bottle of Fabrese” that you have to spray in the bathroom, knowing it probably gets...

Foreign Exchange is one of my favorite groups that you’ve never heard of. Picture this: Phonte is a rapper from the group “Little Brother,” who frequents the okayplayer.com message board to promote his group’s music. Nicolay is an unknown producer from the Netherlands who is...