The…Drive-Thru diet?

Yes, this is totally serious. Bowel burning, faux-Mexican, bad cholesterol inducing Taco Bell is actually attempting to market themselves as having a healthy option, except their “Jarred” is named “Christine.” They have 7 lower calorie options, and by reducing her caloric intake from 1750 to 1250 using Taco Bell, Christine lost 54 lbs in two years. I have news for you Christine, if you eat 1250 calories a day and eat only Dunkin Donuts, you’ll get the same results. Ay Dios Mio. Check out this wacky “not a diet” here