I once saw something on TV where a guy tied a towel around the handle of his fridge, so his dog could open it with his mouth, then go in the fridge and get him a beer. If you have a dog, and can pull this trick off, then this is the collar you need. Actually, as long as you can get your dog to come on command, and hang out while you use his neck as a bottle opener, this would be great for you too. Known as the “Bark 4 Beer,” my first thought was “how would you not choke the dog?” But man, they’ve thought of everything! The bottle opener portion of the collar actually comes off on a rip chord kind of system. Available now for $14.95, you can pick one up here