Buy this for me!

Hannukah is on and poppin’, and it’s about time for someone to get me something nice! Often considered some of the world’s best scotch, Johnnie Walker is now offering bottles of their best blend, afectionately known as “Blue Label,” with personalized engraving. The 750 ml bottles go for $250, the 1.75 Liter for $550, and engraving is free. The label matches the colors of the Israeli Flag, so it’s a totally relevant gift and you even can engrave CMG in the side. You can buy it here and email me at info@coolmarriedguy.com for my shipping address. Man, I love you guys!