I don’t know what’s wrong with me, exactly, but I have some new and awful obsession with Trash TV. Maybe there’s not enough going on in my life. Maybe I’m sensing that I will not have another chance to watch this much TV when I move in the spring; cable seems an unlikelihood....

What a year it’s been. Tiger Woods attempted to be pimp of the year and got caught. Some crazy, stupid-name-giving adults who didn’t get famous when they were on “Wife Swap,” tried to get famous again by lying and saying their son “Falcon” was in a runaway hot air...

Well here we are, the last day of 2009.  I figured it was only right to leave you with one last pair of sneaks before we start the new, and more verbally awkward to abbreviate year.  I figured since I feel so wacky saying  “10″ as the year, that I would feature some wacky little Nike’s...

The new episode is coming on December 31st! The new episode is coming December 31st!! But until then you’ll have to content yourself with little video-blogs, supplied by MTV, where the characters of this reality TV show that’s blown up in a big, big, juiced up, “fist-pumping”...

Yes, this is totally serious. Bowel burning, faux-Mexican, bad cholesterol inducing Taco Bell is actually attempting to market themselves as having a healthy option, except their “Jarred” is named “Christine.” They have 7 lower calorie options, and by reducing her caloric...

…but sometimes I get my best ideas in the shower, and retaining them is the only problem. Well now “Aquanotes” has created a waterproof notepad, that is so durable that it even allows you to write underwater. They even provide a pencil made of cedar that is water resistant. Like...

Man I wish these were around when I was in college and actually ate Ramen noodles. Straight from Japan, these Cupmen were designed for a few different purposes. The first is to hold the lid down when your noodles are cooking, to ensure they get the full steaming treatment. The second is to monitor...

Ok let’s be honest, you haven’t really like Michael Jackson since the early 90’s. I know, me either. Regardless how bizarre he was, or whether or not he touched those kids and made them drink “Jugo de Jesus,” or named his children after bedding, he was still a superstar,...

For the past few weeks, a friend of mine has been raving a single malt scotch that I “just had to try.” I am by no means a connoisseur when it comes to Scotch, but I do enjoy a fine glass of single malt from time to time. I’ve done the various Scotch/Shiskey blends like Johnnie Walker...

You ever been in a snowball fight and thought, “Man, if I could just prevent my hands from getting so cold and wet.” Well look no further than the Snofling. This nifty little weapon allows you to scoop up a snowball without having to bend all the way over, or even touch the snow. Once...

I swear I don’t know why I keep posting food things today? Anyway, known as the “Tiffany’s of meat,” white glove fleshery “Lobel’s” has released the 320 page “Lobel’s Meat Bible,” which is now available for just under $27. The book features...

I cohort of mine sent me this article about 24 hours after stuffing my face with wonderful Latin cuisine, and drinking almost an entire bottle of coquito. As one of the witnesses/enabler of my binge, he probably knew that what was swirling around in my head after the initial “ahh man I hate myself...

Being that I live in the greatest city in the world, that also happens to be a Mecca for fine cuisine, I try and make it a point to document any restaurant that I feel is worth documenting. As I set out on my path of gluttony, I constantly consider all of my readers both near and far and feel obligated...