I….I don’t quite know what to say about this video, I mean….. I just don’t know if it’s funny because the creators legitimately didn’t realize what this looks like, or maybe they did know and they’re trying to pull one off on everyone…..or if I’m...

Brap brrrrrAP! BUCK BUCK BUCK (and other such excited ethnic isms). Greetings, ye olde chap. Welcome to the 2nd installment of soccer snippets for the CoolMarriedGuy looking to become that much cooler by knowing a little somethin’ about the beautiful game. Welcome to the 2nd installment of soccer...

This edition of “Sneakers I dig” starts the week off early with another pair of Nike Dunk Hi (which is my current favorite classic sneaker silhouette). Once again, 50-100 new sneaker colorways get blogged about online every week, but only a few catch my eye, namely because they are the right...

Why is fat so goddamn funny? I don’t care, I just like it. This picture of Jonah Hill is like an anti-Monday. Let’s talk about the history of fat in funniness, limiting our discussion from this point on to Saturday Night Live. 1. First of all, we need to start with John Belushi. He’s...

On a beautiful night in NYC last night, the wife and I decided to hit up one of our FAVORITE places for a whole ‘lotta food, for not a whole ‘lotta money. While at dinner, I realized it wouldn’t be right unless I told the world about this palace of wonderment. So I present to you all...

Um, I don’t know what this is, but it intrigues me like a stomach virus. Late night find. THE JOHN BROWN SOUNDBOARD.

Hi there. Juanpecan here, nice to meetcha. I’m neither cool, nor married, nor a guy, but here I am…a dorky single fella. ooooWHUT! has convinced me to join the party, and I’m gonna start by covering what I (kind of) know: soccer, aka futbol aka the beautiful game. I’m no expert,...

Wow, gettin alot of attention from those Iggles fans! Gotta love fans that absolutely love their team. I wanted to give my take on some upcoming games on their schedule. BennyD, I completely agree with your assesment of their schedule until the Giants on 11/1. The will be 5-1 on that date. The Redskins...

Between home answering machines that became popular in the early 80′s and voicemail on cell phones (which approximately 82% of all Americans own), it’s pretty fair to say that everybody who knows how to place a phone call also knows how to leave a voicemail.  Yet for some reason, even in...

Back for another week is the top ten teams in the NFL according to yours truly,   1. Giants- The G-men keep on rolling over inferior competition as they should. The only thing that can de-rail this locomotive is Eli Manning’s foot. He really needs to take this week off and get healthy for the...

It only took me one game into the post-season to see that the Philadelphia Phillies, pride of the National League East, are truly something special. And by something special I mean, their goatees are ridiculous, and troubling. What is it about baseball that encourages fat athletes and redneck stylings?...

For my faithful readers, I come bearing gifts. Below are 2 links to purchase either $20 or $40 seats. No tax, no fees, no shipping (if you pick them up at the box office). You can purchase up to 20 tickets, and the seats are in the 200′s and 300′s. Definitely the best deal around if...

NeedSupplyCo.com This site will please hipsters and sneakerheads alike with a glorious selection of desert boots, flannel plaid shirts, striped cardigans, and cool coats. I’m especially into the Pskos sweater by Cheap Monday. Not for me of course. Yesstyle.com Not everything on this site is quite...