The top ten teams in the NFL according to yours truly,   1. New York Giants- Not much more can be said about this team that hasn’t already been. They absolutely destroyed the Raiders as expected. It was out of hand in the 1st quarter. This week will be their first true test of the season. I know...

I’ve had it! I mean really, this is it. I am fuming mad and not gonna take it…ANYMORE! “What’s got my goat/my midweek soccer brief/pantie in a bunch” you ask? THIS! Oh really fool, really? So ‘Dinho…they play alot of defense in Italy eh? Like alot, all the time,...

Ever wish you had a friend that was a woman, that you could ask all the tough questions to? A chick that would give you the real answer, straight with no chaser? One that you don’t have to worry about your woman getting jealous of you talking to? Well now you do! My wife, the illustrious M-dot-Rox,...

Alot going on in soccer right now, so I present to you the Or is that more of a pantie? Anyway: The US national team suffered a devastating setback just days after qualifying for the World Cup. At 3:3o on Tuesday morning, starting forward Charlie Davies was severely injured in a fatal one-car accident...

You ever wonder how many calories you are actually burning when you’re doing activities like playing basketball, chopping wood, or….having…foreplay?? Yes, there is a “calories burned” calculator online that can calculate your calories burned based on your weight and the...

The truly sensitive married guy – forget about cool for a minute – should not only be attuned to his own fashion needs, but to those of his betrothed. That’s why I’ve taken a moment to bring you, via Everything is Terrible, a short segment on the wonder of scarv-styling. Enjoy....

This one is for B. Willie 4 Corners and anyone else with an opinion… How the hell do you stop the Wildcat offense? I watched the Jets’ last minute Monday night loss with an avid, and duly insane, Jets fan, who groaned and complained everytime Miami lined up in the Wildcat (no quarterback,...

After extensive research at the CMG Mega Man Cave (a repurposed underground nuclear bomb test bunker in the Mojave desert, protected by Mega Man and sponsored by Red Stripe), we are proud to present you with the greatest blog post anywhere ever: The Coolest Jersey In All Of Sports! There’s only...

There’s a lot of competition out there for “best site on the internet.” But Everything is Terrible is totally a time-wasting gem. This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.

I was perusing the web today and came across an  article on yahoo  about Krispy Kreme donuts, and how they have been basically putting themselves out of business since 2003, due to things like overexpanding, mismanagement, and people eating healthier.  Though the chain has only been in other regions...

One of my favorite groups is the Pharrell Williams led N.E.R.D.  It’s basically a hip-hopper’s take on rock music and awful, out of tune vocals aside, it’s pretty much my favorite shit.   All 3 of their albums are fantastic, and  I’ve seen them live a number of times and they...

I was watching SVU last night, and as a psychopathic pedophile was attempting to escape from Det. Stabler, he headbutted the good detective, which caused him to fall backwards in to a car window, and damaged the frontal lobes in his brain, causing him to be temporarily blind for a few days.  I started...

My esteemed colleague Sam Benjamin brought up a great point in reference to my “sneakers I dig” post. It’s unfair to give you all glimpses of sneakers, with out arming you with the tools necessary to properly attain such gems. It’s like showing you fish without ever telling...