Guy Cleavage

Dear Deep V T-Shirt,

I am not sure what to think of you. I see you all over New York City, yet you continue to perplex me. Are you a yay or a nay? It’s hard for me to decide. Maybe it’s because in all of the fashion mags, the models that wore you do not resemble the real guys that are rockin’ you all over town. I usually see you hanging off the overly-pronounced collar bones of wispy men in the West Village. I think if you displayed your feminine “V” on someone with a chest, neck and arms that are bigger than your average 10 year old’s, you would be quite enticing, actually.

I’m just sayin.

Love,
M. Rox

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