O’Reilly Losin’ It

Why? Why? Why? Why do I love this so? What’s wrong with me?

Why are bad people, Z-List celebrities, natural disasters, fradulent hoaxes, environmental catastrophes, emotional trainwrecks, political mishaps, baseball goatees, knickknacks, tzotchkedikkeh cut-glass vases, false flowers, plague-like traffic jams, internet dating get-rich quick schemes, child actors, velvet bellbottoms, bad modern art, tail-fins on cars and cheap home aquariums taking up so much space in my brain? Shouldn’t I be reading the complete works of Kierkegaard? What happened to me? Why do I think this is worthwhile enough to spend my life watching?

Why? Why? Why? Why is this so beautiful?

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