What’s better than gum?

How about Thursday Plantation (not racist……ok kinda racist) Tea Tree Australian Chewing Sticks.  I was introduced to these wonderful little sticks about a year or so ago and have never not had a pack in my posession ever since.  Basically these are toothpicks.  Really durable toothpicks.  Kind of like the one that you got in that random Chinese or Indian restaurant, that had the nice grooves in the top, and held up unusually well.  Now picture that toothpick with a delicious blend of menthol, cinnamon, peppermint, spearmint, and sweet oil of fennel (not that either of us know what that is).  They are “uniquely designed (I love how they don’t say “cut from”) from renewable, fast growing birchwood trees, and treated with natural tea tree oil.”  They freshen your breath instantly, and for hours on end and help with oral hygene.  The sticks are also known to help releive the stress that is associated with giving up smoking.  So all your orally fixated Micky Ficky’s can keep one of these thing in your mouth, instead of a smoke.  Me myself, i just like to chew on things, and like to keep my breath as fresh as possible.  I usually get mine from the Vitamin Shoppe (pronounced shopey), which I can’t imagine isn’t in your town.  If not, stock up on them because you won’t be sorry.  You’ll never chew gum again!

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